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lesbianvenom:

lesbianvenom:

the pizza guy is gonna put tonight on his résumé

i made this post about the oscars and the pizza guy but now i’m sure that 95% of the ppl reblogging it now are thinking i fucked a pizza guy when i did not there has been a grave misunderstanding here my friends

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22 Jul — 180,857 notes
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I guess
- I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass  (via itsthelesbiana)

(Source: monitormylife, via thosesociallyawkwardpeople)

22 Jul — 94,933 notes
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loudmouthed:

people that argue with cashiers are the worst kind of people

Lol serialrellihc pyromonkey

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22 Jul — 325,552 notes
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didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

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22 Jul — 139,107 notes
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In a way, you are poetry material. You are full of cloudy subtleties I am willing to spend a lifetime figuring out.
- Franz Kafka, Letters to Milena (via kafkaesque-world)

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22 Jul — 10,321 notes
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The famous lightning scar has company: Potter is sporting a nasty cut over his right cheekbone.
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Rita Skeeter, “Dumbledore’s Army Reunites at Quidditch World Cup Final

headcanon that Neville punched Harry right in the goddamn face for naming his son Albus Severus

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