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Natalie. 19. New York.

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the pizza guy is gonna put tonight on his résumé

i made this post about the oscars and the pizza guy but now i’m sure that 95% of the ppl reblogging it now are thinking i fucked a pizza guy when i did not there has been a grave misunderstanding here my friends

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22 Jul — 180,857 notes
I guess
- I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass  (via itsthelesbiana)

(Source: monitormylife, via thosesociallyawkwardpeople)

22 Jul — 94,933 notes


people that argue with cashiers are the worst kind of people

Lol serialrellihc pyromonkey

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22 Jul — 325,552 notes


So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

(Source: racingbarakarts, via theflightlessraven)

22 Jul — 139,107 notes
In a way, you are poetry material. You are full of cloudy subtleties I am willing to spend a lifetime figuring out.
- Franz Kafka, Letters to Milena (via kafkaesque-world)

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22 Jul — 10,321 notes
The famous lightning scar has company: Potter is sporting a nasty cut over his right cheekbone.

Rita Skeeter, “Dumbledore’s Army Reunites at Quidditch World Cup Final

headcanon that Neville punched Harry right in the goddamn face for naming his son Albus Severus

(via castiowl)

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22 Jul — 17,083 notes