why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body
Or I left all the plates in the sink but it’s not like I’m addicted to cocaine or anything.
my brain has too many tabs open
Most accurate thing ever
I can’t find the one that is playing that fucking song
*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone
I do this all the time and then I want to slap myself.